My beautiful boyfriend Ty. and I sometimes have “e-mail” wars while he is at work and I’m running around with my blackberry. They make me laugh, I hope they have the same effect on you.
hello mister poopie poo.
uhm. eeek. email war.. enemy lines. you in..?
pre-emptive stike on your computer. love you smushie
call home you sexy little beast.
why should i call home
its prolly not important now is it?
of course it isn’t important.
but you should do it anyways.
U CALL HOME MISTER KEWLIO!
uhm im leaving for the doctor and i forget why im going.
call cell if u remember?
cant really call buttercup
U CALL HOME MISTER NOW!!!
but the more i phone the more likely I am to get into trouble
fLYING KICK >.<
Don’t care. PUNCH U TIL YOU DIE!
I GOT US PASSES FOR THE GYM FOR A FREE MONTH.
*puts up electric fence stoping the punches and zapping you*kewl, when?keep on punching because its funny and i get electrocutedand my hair goes all frizzy in a cute kind of wayuhm we have to go by the 15th and sign up for the no stringsattached pass, yayyy
okay, dont forget to go then
*pulls out scissors to cut off hair cause its not being takencare of*Hey idiot. Key word was WE HAVE TO GO. Not I. HelloFeminist movement much…U NO TOUCH MY FRIZZY!
*STABS U WITH SCISSORS AND U DIE*